The tangled cord
You put it away neatly. It comes out as a bird's nest. Every. Single. Time.
Coming Soon to a Rant Near You
The first grievances are being carefully overthought. Here's a taste of the genre.
"Reply all"
Nobody needed to know you're "in" for the potluck. Nobody.
The last two squares
Of toilet paper. Left on the roll. Technically not empty. Morally empty.
Password rules
Must contain a capital, a number, a symbol, a haiku, and the blood of your enemies.
The slow walker
Three abreast. On a narrow sidewalk. Discovering the concept of time.
Unskippable ads
Thirty seconds of my life I will never get back, about a product I already own.
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